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J.D. Power & The Associates - Full Metal Jackass (Original Mix)
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KEY: A BPM: 138
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In their latest and most officious title to date, J.D. Power reluctantly team up with President of The United States, Donald Trump - in an effort to get him laid. Coerced under threat of castration, the lads embark on a vanity project so self-righteous that narcissus himself would have fucked it.

The album was personally written by the Tupperware Don and secretly recorded/mixed in the Lincoln bedroom over the course of a 72-hour Sudafed-induced psychosis. Mid-recording, Trump issued an executive order demanding the record span the full range of human musical expression: from jock jams to power ballads. For legal reasons, we can't say that Trump had Phil Spector flown in; but let's just say we all tasted the gun that night.

This record is dedicated to the notion that men lacking in sexual and emotional security often engage in power-hungry demonstrations to compensate for and project onto others, their own inadequacies.
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Pelosi is a stetch-faced thief.

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